Battling Records of the Chosen One

You know what, my apologies on the last post. I made fun of the wrong gender! All of the shit I listed about highly attractive women? NEVER WOULD OCCUR IF IT WERENT FOR ALL YOU THIRSTY ASS DUDES THINKING WITH YOUR DAMN DICKS ALL THE TIME! Spend every dime you make on them. Act like your freaking Channing Damn Tatum, just because your hanging out with them! "Attractive by association" bullshit. Paint their houses, wash their cars, BABYSIT THEIR KIDS.... And then have Battling Records of the Chosen One ... to lie to all of your buddies that you're hitting it, when we all know damn well, you ain't hitting nothing but the vasoline and your right hand when you get home from MOWING HER GRASS. For every pretty woman with a bad attitude, there is a group of 20 to 30 dumbass guys standing behind her, content in the "friendzone". And ladies... don't believe the lies... Your male friends? Unless they are gay? Would jump your bones in a heart beat.... Sorry. The truth hurts....

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